Since I am Commander in Chief,
My powers to spy or debrief
Are limitless. That’s my belief.
So go somewhere else with your beef.
I’ll do what I want when I want to.
Since terror is not like croquet,
The NSA does what I say.
Despite your soft-headed dismay,
My Nanny Dick says it’s OK.
I’ll do what I want when I want to.
Security trumps, that’s for sure.
And I get to say who’s secure.
And laws and court warrants obscure
My mission. And I will endure!
I’ll do what I want when I want to.