Lori Loughlin, one of those arrested in the college admissions scandal, walking in Los Angeles. (Stfr / Star Max / IPx)
Admissions advantages rich kids enjoy
Were hardly sufficient for one wealthy faction.
Through cheating and bribing they paid to create
Their very own form of affirmative action.
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”