All White House hopefuls we forewarn:
You’ll have to prove that you were born.
Before Trump hits the state of granite,
He’ll have to tell us all the planet
Upon which he was born and reared—
Where loudmouths reign and hair is weird.
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”