In the Executive Suite of a Major Insurance Company, As Dark Clouds Gather Over New York State…

The CEO now wants a drink-- And something stronger than a spritzer. His worry's not a storm or flood; The dread calamity is Spitzer.

The CEO now wants a drink– And something stronger than a spritzer. His worry’s not a storm or flood; The dread calamity is Spitzer.

Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”