Republicans are not complex. Their interests are quite simple: sex. Take Newt and Rudy. They have drives For sex with those who aren’t their wives. For them adultery’s just dandy. (Republicans are always randy.) Those Foley e-mails! He enjoys Some pinch and tickle with young boys. There’s Vitter keeping girls on call And Craig tap-tapping in a stall. They like it smooth, they like it rough. Republicans can’t get enough.