Could we have thought that Gary Bauer Would trifle with, perhaps deflower, A youngish person not at all his bride? Could we believe this stern avower Of family and Christian power Would have a little something on the side?

Well, no. We all now think it’s great he Has said the lass is just a matey And he has never had a liaison. Republicans might find it weighty To have him as their Warren Beatty. He doesn’t seem well cast to play Don Juan.