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The Great Decider

A doo-wop ditty, performed by the decider-in-chief.

Calvin Trillin

May 11, 2006

(A short adaptation of the Buck Ram song for The Platters sung by George W. Bush)

Oh yes I’m the great decider (ooh ooh). I’m resolute, and I am strong (ooh ooh). I’ve said a prayer, so no need to care If all my decisions are wrong.

Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”


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