(A Song Sung in the Shower Every Morning by George W. Bush)

It’s all just hunky dory in Iraq. Yes, thanks to us, they’ve got their country back. We showed the folks who thought our nerve would crack And folks who were reluctant to attack– Those girly men like Schroeder and Chirac. Yes, things are hunky dory in Iraq. La dee dah. La dee dah. La dee dah.