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I Thought That I Would Never See a Pol Who Loved the Height of Trees

Calvin Trillin

February 29, 2012

“I love this state. It seems right here. The trees are the right height.”             —Mitt Romney, in his home state of Michigan  Away from here, I find no trees that please— No trees at such a perfect height as these. For me, I cannot ever be at ease With trees that grow no higher than one’s knees Or too tall trees that splinter in a freeze. Wisconsin, sure, has bragging rights on cheese. And California’s rich in Cantonese. And Colorado’s where to take your skis. Connecticut, of course, has Lyme disease. At none of these am I prepared to sneeze. But here we have the perfect height of trees.

Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”


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