Jared Kushner arrives for his appearance before a closed session of the Senate Intelligence Committee as part of their probe into Russian meddling in the 2016 U.S. presidential election on July 24, 2017. (Reuters / Jonathan Ernst)
Young Jared Kushner thought that he could mix
His job with getting cash for 666.
(That debt-stuffed building on the River Styx
Was not among his most inspired picks.)
It looks as if he tried some shady tricks.
So now young Jared Kushner’s in a fix.
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”