So Limbaugh has been hooked on pills, While Bennett’s hooked on slots. Do all the right-wing morals police Have copybooks with blots?

Does Falwell have a floozie, say, Does Ashcroft, you suppose, Get home from church and swiftly snort Some white stuff up his nose?

Does Robertson crave demon rum? Does Cheney make clerks promise To hide the fact he’s renting tapes Last viewed by Clarence Thomas?