A pact with the Devil’s what Robertson says Has caused folks in Haiti distress. If they had consulted Pat’s Jesus instead, They’d now be a smashing success. And Rush says Obama’s just scoring some points With all of his darker-skinned backers. We’ve already given to Haiti, Rush says: Our taxes supported those slackers. When listening to what the two of them spew, These theories bizarre and rococo, It’s hard to decide who’s racist and mean And who just needs help ’cause he’s loco.