I backed the war in Nam OK, Though I used pull to stay away. A patriot? But can’t you tell? I wear a flag on my lapel.

My company’s now based offshore; We don’t pay taxes anymore. A patriot? But can’t you tell? I wear a flag on my lapel.

That clean air stuff’s not meant for me. I drive a German SUV. A patriot? But can’t you tell? I wear a flag on my lapel.

We needn’t build a grand memorial To patriots. It’s all sartorial.