Report on the Search For Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, From the Republican Military Command (Karl Rove, Lt. General, Commanding)

We can't yet find the nukes and gas, Though we have looked in every section. But we may find them in Iran-- And just before the next election.

We can’t yet find the nukes and gas, Though we have looked in every section. But we may find them in Iran– And just before the next election.

Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”