(With apologies to Eddy Howard, and anybody who becomes collateral damage)

Saddam, we’ve threatened to attack If you keep weapons masked. Don’t think you’ll now avoid a war By doing what we’ve asked.

Your lips tell me yes, yes, But there’s no, no in your eyes. So stop saying you’re OK-ing Our inspections. Realize Lacking backing, we’re attacking, Whatever your replies. Your lips tell me yes, yes, But there’s no, no in your eyes.