President Donald Trump tosses paper towels into a crowd as he hands out supplies at Calvary Chapel in Guaynabo, Puerto Rico, Tuesday, October 3, 2017.(AP / Evan Vucci)
We wonder just who raised this man—
This lying, cheating, boastful clown.
Which parent could have taught him that
It’s cool to kick folks when they’re down?
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”