1. Don’t be surprised. Don’t gasp. Don’t faint. We’ve simply said, “George Bush he ain’t.”
2. The prize diplomacy can reap’ll Prevent this guy from bombing people.
3. Since Henry Kissinger has won, You know that this is all in fun.
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”