Roger Ailes, former chairman and chief executive officer of Fox News.(AP Photo / Reed Saxon)
For moderates, we’ll bring in Bannon,
The loosest sort of alt-right cannon.
And even if that tactic fails,
We’ll win the gals with Roger Ailes.
The only thing this campaign lacks
Is David Duke to lure the blacks.
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”