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Two Bad Guys

This Kim Jong Il's a naughty lad, But Bush says he's not half as bad As ol' Saddam, whom we must swat Before he gets what Kim has got.

Calvin Trillin

January 22, 2003

This Kim Jong Il’s a naughty lad, But Bush says he’s not half as bad As ol’ Saddam, whom we must swat Before he gets what Kim has got. Though both are in the evil axis, Saddam gets hit, while Kim relaxes, And why? What do our leaders say? The reason changes every day.

Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”


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