Now Wal-Mart's banned those mags for lads But so far hasn't banned the scads Of other soft-core porn on view-- Like busty dolls that do kung fu,Calvin Trillin
Now Wal-Mart’s banned those mags for lads But so far hasn’t banned the scads Of other soft-core porn on view– Like busty dolls that do kung fu, Or undie ads by Calvin Klein, Or covers showing dames supine In racy books that go too far, Or anything by Kenneth Starr.
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”