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Will China Deign to Give Us Back Our Plane?

Calvin Trillin

April 26, 2001

(With apologies to Alan Jay Lerner)

Will China deign to give us back our plane? We know they've got it. Will China deign to give us back our plane? For sure, they've got it. It goes against our grain To explain. It's a pain. And yet they still retain Our plane. Our plane! Will China deign to give us back our plane? Will China deign to give us back our plane? What more can they obtain That's germane from our plane? In vain do we complain. It's plain insane! Their government is truly inhumane, So should we bomb them into beef chow mein?

Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”


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