President Donald Trump speaks at a press briefing about the federal government’s response to the coronavirus pandemic.(Alex Brandon / AP Photo)
Because his uncle taught at MIT,
He catches on to science—so says he.
That means that from those genes of his from Queens
He knows his stuff on testing and vaccines.
For otherwise how would he know to teach
The way to conquer Covid: Mainline bleach.
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”