Donald Trump speaks during a meeting with Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar in the Oval Office.(Evan Vucci / AP Photo)
Young George could not deny he felled that tree.
His moral code would certainly forbid it.
In such a situation, Trump would say,
“I cannot tell a lie: Obama did it.”
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”
Calvin TrillinCalvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”