Calvin Trillin

Verse Columnist

Calvin Trillin is The Nation’s “deadline poet.”

Memo Memo

To: Commander, Coalition Forces From: Karl Rove, Supreme Commander

Dec 18, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin

What Tom DeLay Might Have Had in Mind When He Hatched the Cockamamie and Short-Lived Scheme to Use a Cruise Ship During the Republican Convention What Tom DeLay Might Have Had in Mind When He Hatched the Cockamamie and Short-Lived Scheme to Use a Cruise Ship During the Republican Convention

"A cruise ship in the harbor," thought DeLay, "Could be a place where decent folks would stay, Avoiding all that mob that we detest--

Dec 11, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin

One Way George Bush’s Surprise Visit to Baghdad (Sort of) May Have Come About One Way George Bush’s Surprise Visit to Baghdad (Sort of) May Have Come About

Supreme Commander Rove, despite his power, Watched, helpless, as his finest stunt went sour. Off San Diego, he'd arranged, with glee A perfect picture, Victory at Sea--

Dec 4, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin

George W. Bush Reaches for the Geezer Vote George W. Bush Reaches for the Geezer Vote

Bush needs to lure some seniors to his side, And so this bill on Medicare was crafted. His world view's also fine with some of them,

Nov 26, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A Short History of Dick Cheney as Minder A Short History of Dick Cheney as Minder

At first, we thought we should be glad To have a nanny for the lad-- Young Bush, who might be overawed, Who'd barely even been abroad,

Nov 20, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A Silver-Lining View of George Bush’s Not Attending Military Funerals, Lest He Become Associated With Bad News A Silver-Lining View of George Bush’s Not Attending Military Funerals, Lest He Become Associated With Bad News

At least there's no Bush eulogy On why they had to die. It's better that they're laid to rest Without another lie.

Nov 13, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin

On General Boykin’s Comments That His God’s Bigger Than the Islam God On General Boykin’s Comments That His God’s Bigger Than the Islam God

The general says Islam's God's so small He's just an idol, not a god at all. The man's a moderate. Yes, you can cite Much worse from zealots of the Christian right

Nov 6, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin

On Four Members of the War Cabinet On Four Members of the War Cabinet

Dick Cheney: The Droner Speaks

Oct 30, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin

‘State Dept. Study Foresaw Trouble In Iraq’ ‘State Dept. Study Foresaw Trouble In Iraq’

--Headline, New York Times, October 19

Oct 23, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Just Speculating Just Speculating

So Limbaugh has been hooked on pills, While Bennett's hooked on slots. Do all the right-wing morals police Have copybooks with blots?

Oct 16, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin

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