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Obama Obsessed Fans Go Into Withdrawal Obama Obsessed Fans Go Into Withdrawal

Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning, now they wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.

Nov 21, 2008 / The Onion

Bush Tours Damage Caused by Presidency Bush Tours Damage Caused by Presidency

President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.

Jul 7, 2008 / The Onion

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