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Wisconsin: The Conservative Class War, Part III Wisconsin: The Conservative Class War, Part III

In Wisconsin and elsewhere, attacks on unions aren’t about budget savings. They're about dismantling the final barrier to the domination of American politics by the power of ...

Mar 10, 2011 / Column / Eric Alterman

Without His Nurse Without His Nurse

Galyna Kolotnytska, described in diplomatic cables as the “voluptuous blond” nurse who accompanies Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi everywhere, has returned to Ukraine.    —News reports   While everybody says, “Just go!” His countrymen all surely know Adversity seems more adverse Without his nurse.   “He’s bonkers,” people say. “That might Be why he rants into the night.” His talks get further still from terse Without his nurse.   The body count is now quite large; He’s killed a lot to stay in charge. And all this killing must seem worse Without his nurse.   It has to bring this man much pain To bear the crumbling of his reign And see his fortunes in reverse Without his nurse.   Yes, Muammar now has to face This hatred from the human race And angry crowds that won’t disperse Without his nurse.   The banks freeze billions of his loot. His people sorely want to boot Him out, or put him in a hearse Without his nurse.   Could Allah show a bit of mercy And send poor Mu-Mu back his nursie?

Mar 10, 2011 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Governor Scott Walker Talks to ‘David Koch’ Governor Scott Walker Talks to ‘David Koch’

Scott Walker said that he was just a bloke Who, knowing that his state was going broke, Saw saving measures that he must invoke. But then, when he obsequiously spoke To someone who he thought was David Koch (It wasn’t Koch; a guy had played a joke), The phone pals made it clear they’d like to choke Off unions’ rights, and saw this as the stroke— A stroke disguised within a budget cloak— To start the unions’ going up in smoke. No surprise there.

Mar 3, 2011 / Column / Calvin Trillin

In Its Crusade Against Choice, Has the GOP Gone Too Far?

In Its Crusade Against Choice, Has the GOP Gone Too Far? In Its Crusade Against Choice, Has the GOP Gone Too Far?

Not content with depriving women of reproductive healthcare, House Republicans want to starve them and their children too.

Mar 3, 2011 / Column / Katha Pollitt

The War on Women’s Futures

The War on Women’s Futures The War on Women’s Futures

The ultimate aim of the GOP's social agenda is to force women back into the home.

Mar 3, 2011 / Column / Melissa Harris-Perry

Ronald Reagan Superstar Ronald Reagan Superstar

Reagan proved that deficits don't matter—and truth doesn't either.

Feb 17, 2011 / Books & the Arts / Eric Alterman

Selling History Short in Mississippi Selling History Short in Mississippi

Why is Haley Barbour so eager to turn Mississippi into a civil rights tourist attraction?

Feb 17, 2011 / Books & the Arts / Gary Younge

The Swift Demise of Rep. Christopher Lee The Swift Demise of Rep. Christopher Lee

A member of Congress named Christopher Lee— A buff enough member, we all would agree— Was hoping on Craigslist to go on a spree. So, shirtless, he posted a “How about me?”— Not knowing that someone with Google could see He wasn’t the guy he’d pretended to be, And, yes, he was married and thus hardly free. Now Christopher Lee is naught but debris.

Feb 16, 2011 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Donald Rumsfeld’s Memoir Donald Rumsfeld’s Memoir

The book is fat, the message slim: Mistakes were made, but not by him.

Feb 10, 2011 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Dishonoring Reagan Dishonoring Reagan

The former president set in motion a sizable slice of the fantasies destroying America.

Feb 10, 2011 / Books & the Arts / Alexander Cockburn

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