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Selecting a Presidential Nominee Through Primaries

Selecting a Presidential Nominee Through Primaries Selecting a Presidential Nominee Through Primaries

Approval of reform was quite emphatic: Let’s let the voters vote. That’s democratic. But now a question that’s distressing looms: Could we, in fact, prefer those smoke-filled rooms…

Mar 10, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Christie as Trump’s Veep?

Christie as Trump’s Veep? Christie as Trump’s Veep?

If Chris and Donald form a team, Would many voters pick it? Could there be folks who might support A schoolyard-bullies ticket?…

Mar 3, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Jeb Bush’s Campaign as Sports Metaphor

Jeb Bush’s Campaign as Sports Metaphor Jeb Bush’s Campaign as Sports Metaphor

You came to play tennis, And thus came up short. Professional wrestling Was never your sport.

Feb 25, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Trump

Trump’s Dirty Mouth Trump’s Dirty Mouth

“His backers…see his willingness to speak coarsely as yet another refreshing example of his resistance to political correctness.” —The New York Times Trump’s backers think his smut…

Feb 18, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Villain of the Month

Villain of the Month Villain of the Month

Martin Shkreli, who raised the price of a life-saving drug 5,500 percent, takes the Fifth before a congressional committee. —News reports Whose smirk enraged us on the telly? Whose…

Feb 11, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Iowa: Sweet Relief

Iowa: Sweet Relief Iowa: Sweet Relief

The pollsters now have all moved on. And café patrons needn’t fear A candidate just might barge in To plead his case and smear a peer. And now it’s safe to get the phone: One needn…

Feb 4, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Late-Night Comics Welcome Back Sarah Palin

Late-Night Comics Welcome Back Sarah Palin Late-Night Comics Welcome Back Sarah Palin

Oh Sarah, you are truly heaven-sent. For several years we’ve wondered where you went. We’ve missed your syntax, always weirdly tangled. We’ve missed the moose you shot, or maybe st…

Jan 28, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Ted Cruz and Donald Trump

Cruz and Trump Neck and Neck in Iowa Cruz and Trump Neck and Neck in Iowa

To colleagues, one’s a nasty piece of work. His rival is, to quote Jeb Bush, a jerk. A party rarely sees its two top leaders As simply different kinds of bottom-feeders.

Jan 21, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Two Campaign Trajectories: An Analysis

Two Campaign Trajectories: An Analysis Two Campaign Trajectories: An Analysis

While the Carson campaign loses luster, Near the Donald the newsmen still cluster. If you’re peddling hooey, It comes off as less screwy When you coat it in boasting and bluster.

Jan 7, 2016 / Column / Calvin Trillin

‘New Bush Strategy: Attack Trump’—Newspaper Headlines

‘New Bush Strategy: Attack Trump’—Newspaper Headlines ‘New Bush Strategy: Attack Trump’—Newspaper Headlines

They said that Jeb would now get tough. First shot: He said that Trump’s “a jerk.” If that’s a sample of his cuts, Jeb’s insult skills could use some work.

Dec 23, 2015 / Column / Calvin Trillin

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