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Magic Eyewear Magic Eyewear

Rick Perry now wears thoughtful glasses, With which, advisers think, he passes As someone worthy of reprises— A man whose brain now never freezes.

Jan 21, 2015 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Runnabee Reunion Runnabee Reunion

So Huckabee may run, and so may Mitt. And Rick Santorum has expressed disdain For rivals who could take the cuckoo vote. Who’s at the door? Could that be Herman Cain?

Jan 14, 2015 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Steve Scalise’s Defense Steve Scalise’s Defense

He spoke before he knew that group 
 preached hate. That’s human error—cause for mild rebuke. Although the leader’s name does ring a bell, It might have been some other David Duke.

Jan 7, 2015 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Sony: No Surprise Sony: No Surprise

When threatened in the blacklist days of old, The movie moguls did what they were told, And down the river many folks were sold. Those moguls can be counted on to fold.

Dec 23, 2014 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Enhanced Interrogation Techniques Enhanced Interrogation Techniques

The backing of regimes where torture’s used Was once an issue causing quite a fuss. But now, to paraphrase what Pogo said, We’ve met the torturers, and they are us.

Dec 16, 2014 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Republicans on the Latest Job and Growth Reports Republicans on the Latest Job and Growth Reports

We hate the programs he’s pursuing. We’re sure that up Obama’s screwing. So what about the stats we’re viewing? They must be someone else’s doing.

Dec 9, 2014 / Column / Calvin Trillin

The Republican Response to Obama’s Immigration Move The Republican Response to Obama’s Immigration Move

“Be positive,” the GOP’s advised. “Suggest another way to ease the plight Of families and kids already here.” Well, fine, but how about the wacko right?

Nov 25, 2014 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Obstacles Limit Targets and Pace of Strikes on ISIS Obstacles Limit Targets and Pace of Strikes on ISIS

                                       —Headline, The New York Times

Nov 12, 2014 / Column / Calvin Trillin

By the Way By the Way

Obamacare Loses Power as a Campaign Issue                   —Headline, The New York Times

Nov 5, 2014 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Bushes, Led by W., Rally to Make Jeb ‘45’ Bushes, Led by W., Rally to Make Jeb ‘45’

                                        —Headline, The New York Times

Oct 29, 2014 / Column / Calvin Trillin

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