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On Further Weiner Revelations On Further Weiner Revelations

He swore this stuff was in the past, But it continued on apace. It’s odd enough he showed his junk. It’s odder still he’d show his face.

Jul 31, 2013 / Column / Calvin Trillin

The Supreme Court Strikes Down DOMA The Supreme Court Strikes Down DOMA

“The court invalidated the Defense of Marriage Act, which denied federal benefits to gay couples who are legally married in their states.”   —NBC News Those not in catacombs in Roma Will know the court has struck down DOMA. That’s great for gays in, say, Tacoma— Unless they move to Oklahoma.

Jul 3, 2013 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Immortality Immortality

Online, no matter what I say My words will never go away. In cyberspace they’re there to stay. For that I thank the NSA.

Jun 19, 2013 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Adieu, Michele Bachmann Adieu, Michele Bachmann

Gigantic tears into our eyes now well As we prepare to say farewell, Michele. We pliers of the small-joke trade are grieving. We so regret to hear that you are leaving. Oh, sure, we often managed to make merry With gaffes by Sarah Palin or by Perry. And Cain was grand; with Trump we had a ball. But you, Michele, were wackiest of all.

Jun 5, 2013 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Another Week in the White House Another Week in the White House

The IRS has made a mess That brings the White House many stresses. They need distractions, which they’ve got— Alas, though, those are other messes.

May 22, 2013 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A Week in the White House A Week in the White House

Benghazi and the IRS Already had the White House vexed. Plus Justice snooped on AP’s phones. A plague of locusts may be next.

May 15, 2013 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A Question A Question

For years we’ve been willing to conquer a place That’s nurtured, abetted or aided The radical terrorist threatening us. Should Cambridge, then, now be invaded?

May 8, 2013 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Barbara Bush on White House Dynasties Barbara Bush on White House Dynasties

We’ve had enough Bushes, the matriarch said. We certainly don’t need another. And Jeb, who was meant to have George’s at-bat, Smiles weakly once more at his mother.

May 1, 2013 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Criticism of Obama’s Failure to Get a Background Check Bill Passed in the Senate Criticism of Obama’s Failure to Get a Background Check Bill Passed in the Senate

Disdain is what he has for brawls; The nitty-gritty’s what he shuns. Kid gloves are what he’s fighting with Against some people armed with guns.

Apr 24, 2013 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Moving On Moving On

Now Syria's descending into hell And Kim Jong-un again is acting out. Then there's Iran. It's hard now to recall Just what that thing in Cyprus was about.

Apr 10, 2013 / Column / Calvin Trillin

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