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George W. Bush Explains the ‘Signing Statement’ Issued When He Signed John McCain’s Anti-Torture Amendment Into Law George W. Bush Explains the ‘Signing Statement’ Issued When He Signed John McCain’s Anti-Torture Amendment Into Law

Using special "signing" language, the torturer-in-chief shows the world who's boss.

Jan 19, 2006 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A Member of Congress Tries to Recall Jack Abramoff A Member of Congress Tries to Recall Jack Abramoff

Testing a Congressman's memory of the former super-lobbyist: Good old what's-his-name...but me? I hardly knew him.

Jan 12, 2006 / Column / Calvin Trillin

The President’s Measured Response to Criticism of His Secret Domestic Spying Operation The President’s Measured Response to Criticism of His Secret Domestic Spying Operation

Since I am Commander in Chief, My powers to spy or debrief Are limitless. That's my belief. So go somewhere else with your beef.

Jan 5, 2006 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A White House Response to Senator Feingold A White House Response to Senator Feingold

Chastised by Russ Feingold for extrajudicial spying, the President who would be king invokes the divine right of kings.

Dec 21, 2005 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Pentagon Secretly Paid to Place Articles In Iraqi Newspapers: Another Lesson in Democracy Pentagon Secretly Paid to Place Articles In Iraqi Newspapers: Another Lesson in Democracy

This just in: The Pentagon offers yet another lesson in democracy. Just don't look for any bylines.

Dec 15, 2005 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A Transcript A Transcript

9/11 Commission calling, with questions on accountability. But from the White House side of the line come on answers, only talking points.

Dec 8, 2005 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Reprehensible Reprehensible

Dick Cheney channels Nat King Cole in an unforgettable rendition of the meaning of the word "reprehensible."

Dec 1, 2005 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Cheney, Speaking From Experience Cheney, Speaking From Experience

Cheney maintains tough guys never run: They stick. Well, don't they, Dick?

Nov 23, 2005 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Don’t Criticize Me Don’t Criticize Me

Karl Rove and his Singing Slimemeisters riff You Go To My Head.

Nov 17, 2005 / Books & the Arts / Calvin Trillin

Another Lesson in White House Values Another Lesson in White House Values

We've got our values and we know goodness, but we hate only certain kinds of sin.

Nov 10, 2005 / Column / Calvin Trillin

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