We Speak Not of Osama We Speak Not of Osama
NOTE: Because of an editorial error, last week's poem was incorrectly printed. This is a corrected version. Our apologies to Calvin Trillin (and to Cole Porter). --The Editors
Feb 13, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin
We Speak Not of Osama We Speak Not of Osama
(With apologies to Cole Porter, the master, who wrote "My Heart Belongs to Daddy")
Feb 6, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin
On the Democratic Presidential Race On the Democratic Presidential Race
It now seems clear, from what we hear, That Gary Hart will reappear. (He ran well once, but then he slipped; He couldn't keep his trousers zipped.)
Jan 30, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin
Two Bad Guys Two Bad Guys
This Kim Jong Il's a naughty lad, But Bush says he's not half as bad As ol' Saddam, whom we must swat Before he gets what Kim has got.
Jan 22, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin
A Republican Discusses Taxes A Republican Discusses Taxes
Because they pay too much in taxes-- To feed the poor and fight the axis-- The rich are truly discommoded. It spoils the fun of being loaded.
Jan 16, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin
The Question of North Korea The Question of North Korea
Korea has the bomb, but not to worry. It's not a crisis. No, we needn't hurry To get inspections back. Why try to spot The weapons they already say they've got?
Jan 8, 2003 / Column / Calvin Trillin
On Not Running For the Presidency On Not Running For the Presidency
We now feel warm toward Albert Gore, Who will not run in aughty-four. Most candidates, I must admit, Seem at their best the day they quit.
Dec 23, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin
Republican Anger at Trent Lott Republican Anger at Trent Lott
Republicans feel anger, unconcealed, Because Trent Lott revealed what he revealed. They've always reassured the racist clods
Dec 18, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin
New Federal Hires New Federal Hires
So Elliott Abrams (the felon) is back, And Poindexter's now a big cheese. High-level appointments now favor the guys With rap sheets instead of CVs.
Dec 12, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin