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Nixon Library Woes Nixon Library Woes

The daughters, Trish and Julie, now aren't speaking. Without more dough, the roof will soon be leaking. It really isn't clear just who's in charge. Most tapes and papers still...

Mar 28, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin

2002 Remake of Boys’ Town 2002 Remake of Boys’ Town

He ain't heavy, Father, he's my brother. I can take him by myself from here. Also, after what we've all been reading, We don't like to have you priests too near.

Mar 21, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Billy Graham’s Explanation of His Taped Conversation With Richard Nixon Billy Graham’s Explanation of His Taped Conversation With Richard Nixon

He says that what he said about the Jews (They own and thus manipulate the news) Is not, of course, reflective of his views. So what part of the news did those Jews lose?

Mar 14, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin

The Bush Plan for a Shadow Government The Bush Plan for a Shadow Government

A place was found for Mr. Cheney Where, even if the missiles rain, he Can carry on his governing nonstop. They then found bunkers down so far That closed-lip Bushies even are...

Mar 7, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin

On the Pentagon’s Office of Strategic Influence On the Pentagon’s Office of Strategic Influence

The OSI's intent to disinform Received responses that were less than warm. The Pentagon now says it doesn't need An office just to lie and to mislead. There is, though, one f...

Feb 28, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Campaign Finance Reform Campaign Finance Reform

We're told that this campaign reform is not The end-all of the sleaziness we've got. But it must have some worthwhile changes in it If Tom DeLay and Hastert are agin it.

Feb 21, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Kenny Boy Kenny Boy

(A Houston version of the Irish folk song) Oh, Kenny Boy, your friends are disappearing. They don't know you, much less your kvetchy wife. Yes, it's sad when pols that y...

Feb 14, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin

A Summary of the Response of Democratic Loyalists to the Prospects of Another Presidential Race by Albert Gore A Summary of the Response of Democratic Loyalists to the Prospects of Another Presidential Race by Albert Gore

Recalling what took place before, We must implore Al Gore: No more.

Feb 7, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Enron Hearings Enron Hearings

(With apologies to Stephen Foster) The Enron hearings stretch ahead, Doo-dah, doo-dah, Until the final soundbite's said. Oh, doo-dah day. Pols will posture night...

Jan 31, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin

Speculation Speculation

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Jan 24, 2002 / Column / Calvin Trillin

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