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Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife

The President urged Congress Tuesday to pass an appropriations bill that would enable expanded drilling of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge's animals.

Oct 11, 2006 / The Nation

Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight

The President narrowly missed his Air Force One flight to Boise after arriving just moments after the plane's doors had closed.

Oct 3, 2006 / The Nation

Iranian Science Teachers May Be Enriching Students Iranian Science Teachers May Be Enriching Students

A Pentagon report raises worries that Iran has several facilities for the enriching of mass quantities of high-grade students.

Sep 26, 2006 / The Nation

Rumsfeld: Iraqis Now Capable of Conducting War Without US Assistance Rumsfeld: Iraqis Now Capable of Conducting War Without US Assistance

The Defense Secretary says escalating violence in Iraq shows the Iraqi population is capable of staying the course without outside military aid.

Sep 25, 2006 / The Nation

New Bill Would Defend Marriage From Sharks New Bill Would Defend Marriage From Sharks

Some Democrats who say they support sharks' rights have been careful not to oppose the bill outright.

Sep 18, 2006 / The Nation

US Dedicates $64 Billion to Undermining Gates Foundation Efforts US Dedicates $64 Billion to Undermining Gates Foundation Efforts

Director Of National Intelligence John D. Negroponte gives details.

Sep 11, 2006 / The Nation

Bush Hushes Nation Bush Hushes Nation

He asks citizens "to quiet down for just one minute" so he could have "a chance to think."

Aug 30, 2006 / The Nation

Caltech Physicists Successfully Split the Bill Caltech Physicists Successfully Split the Bill

Scientists emerge exhausted but visibly excited Friday from a Pasadena Cheesecake Factory.

Aug 6, 2006 / The Nation

War-Torn Mideast Seeks Solace In Religion War-Torn Mideast Seeks Solace In Religion

Who knew?

Jul 30, 2006 / The Nation

Funk Congress at an Impasse Funk Congress at an Impasse

GetUplicans deadlock with GetDownocrats.

Jul 30, 2006 / The Nation

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