Comparison Comparison
“Trump Rejected Plans for a White House Statement Praising John McCain.” —Headline, The Washington Post One person’s a hero for how he endured The hell with which he was beset. T…
Aug 30, 2018 / Column / Calvin Trillin
Truth Isn’t Truth! Truth Isn’t Truth!
The mobster-in-chief continues to weave a web of...truths?
Aug 28, 2018 / Tom Tomorrow
Stand Up for the Sanctity of Unborn Life… Stand Up for the Sanctity of Unborn Life…
...and slut-shame all the full-grown women!
Aug 21, 2018 / Tom Tomorrow
If Collusion Is in the Eye of the Beholder… If Collusion Is in the Eye of the Beholder…
…then the person observing gets to decide what collusion is, right?
Aug 14, 2018 / Tom Tomorrow
Job Description Job Description
“Bill Shine, who was forced out of Fox after being accused of aiding and abetting the sexual predator Roger Ailes, is named White House communications director.” —News reports He…
Aug 2, 2018 / Column / Calvin Trillin
Don’t Be a Goofball… Don’t Be a Goofball…
Health care for all? Free college? Those are just a bunch of absurd fantasies!
Jul 31, 2018 / Tom Tomorrow
How to Qualify for a Seat on the Supreme Court How to Qualify for a Seat on the Supreme Court
Step 1: Be a relatable dad.
Jul 17, 2018 / Tom Tomorrow
What Is Actually Happening? What Is Actually Happening?
Possible explanations for the current moment include: This is political satire, this is hell, or this is America.
Jul 10, 2018 / Tom Tomorrow